Being the Fat Skinny Girl... and learning to love my new body (yea me)!

"Excuse me your fly is open," he's smiling at me! OMG he's damn sexy and so obviously I die! But I'm too dark for my cheeks turn  pink!

"Oh yea!" I grin like an idiot and pretend to button my pants, while what I'm really doing is covering the front of my pants with my long blouse specifically worn for this purpose. My smart looking long blouse specifically worn for this purpose.

"Thanks I didn't realise." I lie. Unfortunately I did realise, but of course I can't tell him that my fly is down because that's the only way that I can breathe. It's not my fault, but I think my clothes are shrinking again! I swear they are! I'm pretty sure it's the fabric softener!

OK, OK, OK, it's not the fabric softener... hmmmmm maybe the laundry detergent then? 

OK fine lie to myself as much as I want I can no longer avoid the fact that I'm packing on the pounds! 

but I don't get it I'm eating the same things I've always been eating so I have no idea what I should be attributing the clothes shrinking to! I think it's time to admit that the Usain Bolt metabolism that garnished my days as youngster has finally packed its bags and left me *cries hopelessly*!! 

Now don't get me wrong I'm not complaining here! I'm not blogging about it to pronounce displeasure or dissuade myself from running to the toilet and sticking my tongue down my oesophagus after every meal!

Why au contraire mon amie, I am here to scream it from the rooftops... for as long as I can remember I've been the skinny girl and now I get to be the girl with the boo-tay! Yea baby *Austin Powers voice*!

it's not that I'm fat or anything because I'm still pretty skinny but now I'm the skinny girl with a lot more hills and valleys.. 

Unfortunately I'm now juggling two jobs (and no I'm not gaining weight because I sit at my desk all day and eat donuts... OK yes, yes i am but it's cupcakes not donuts!)

No I don't think im  making bad health choices because cupcakes aren't the only thing I eat and I actually enjoy a lot of healthy food (I'm a sucker for a salad)... and I exercise... sometimes... maybe... OK i climb stairs... at home... when I go to bed at nights... but dammit that counts!

So thanks to my busy schedule buying clothes and sleeping have taken backseat on my list of priorities so I have no jeans that allows me to breathe while i sit down, the consequence of which was the source of my aforementioned embarrassment.

But nonetheless I am loving my new found curves...